So there we were...

Hared by Blacklight Moan & EeeWhore on 2-15-2025

There we were, 

Hared by Knot Lobster, Kink 180 Spew, & Whornithologist MD on 2-8-2025

There we were, 

Hared by Rocky Whore, Just Bill and Sigourney Beaver  on 2-1-2025

There we were, 

Hared by F'n Jimmie Shimmie and B4 on 1-25-2025

There we were, on another Shimmie+B4 cold ass trail, this time on a hunt for cool ass rocks! Many braved the wind and with frost nipping at the tips of our fingers (just the tips), we trekked up the steep incline across Tramway and into the Sandia Foothills. Dot told stories of when he helped Sir Edmund Hillary plan his route to everest base camp. Kink RA'd to keep the sunshine out and Mother Trucker nodded along. Sir kept his eyes on everyone's beverages to see who set them on the ground. Finally we were off and no sooner had we set out, one of us looked back and saw a Whole Lotta Cum on the trail behind us!

In the end, we all got stones(d) then we went to boxing bear, and who should be waiting there, noneother than Knot Lobster & Catalina! They bought rock painting kits (premium consumer rocks and legit paper instructions included). It was a crafty way to end the day! There were raccoon rocks, support potatoes, bloody appendages (1 wang & 4 wigglers), mountain scenery, and more!

Hared by Kink 180 Spew, Whornithologist MD, & Gherkin

So, there we were, and it was cold as a bitch. A few of us wankers braved the bone-chilling winds, the rock cliffs and the 800-foot oval glory holes just to be on trail today.

Whales Vagina RA'd, and frankly failed us in the weather department. The hares, Whorni, Kink and Gherkin gave us so much shiggy, and so many petroglyphs. Shitty, shitty trail.

I do have a question. Do the racist go shopping for shorts together?

Just Gloria, in a moment of true brilliance poured beer in her water bottle. Every time she opened it up, it cracked like a beer and she would proclaim she was taking her whippets.

Also, there were stripper poles and stop signs placed randomly on trail. It warmed my heart watching Hasher after Hasher take their rightful place draped alongside mysterious fridged pole(s) on trial. It's a good gig.

Cheers,

Boxy Cockcy

There we were, 

There we were, 

ABQH3 #1090 Hangover Trail, hared by Whale's Vagina on 1-1-2025

There we were, with the sun shining and birds chirping. Whaley hared a live trail in the foothills for our misfit band of hashers. We were also blessed to have some backsliders, returning justs, and a virgin four legged friend. The hash gods smiled on us as the foothills trail was shorter and flatter than usual, with an adequate amount of shiggy. However, Ducky found some agressive asphalt that attacked him and drew blood (don’t worry, he survived) We rejoiced with songs and down downs.

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